Here are some funny lines that will bring a SMILE to your face!
That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even
autocorrect is saying, “I’ve got nothing man!”
Yes officer I saw the speed limit sign, I just didn’t see
you.
My favorite people are the ones that can make anything
funny, just by the laughing.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything
I was supposed to do.
I love it when someone’s laugh is funnier than the joke.
I didn’t fall, the floor was lonely so I gave it a hug.
My brain in the morning, ahh
where is my coffee, where are my shoes, where are my keys,
My brain at night, I wonder why the earth was placed exactly here and provide the perfect place to sustain human life.
My brain at night, I wonder why the earth was placed exactly here and provide the perfect place to sustain human life.
Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing
too hard with your best friends.
I hate it when I am taking a drink and all the ice attacks
my face.
I hate waking up from an awesome dream and forgetting what
happened.
That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that
people think you are stupid.
Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put
on clothes and leave your house.
That most annoying moment when the most annoying person is
complaining about someone being annoying, in the same way they are annoying.
I am really good at stuff, until people watch me do that
stuff.
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so that he can
tell when he’s really in trouble.
The bedroom was clean until I had to decide what to wear.
Patti Wood, MA, Certified Speaking Professional - The Body Language Expert. For more body language insights go to her website at www.PattiWood.net. Check out Patti's website for her new book "SNAP, Making the Most of First Impressions, Body Language and Charisma" at www.snapfirstimpressions.com.
